(Slice of lifelessness)
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Well, this is a gyp. There's only eighteen pages here, four of which are taken up with another of Claremont's unbearably fairy tales. We’re marking time here, basically. I’ve said before and continue to insist that issues in which the team take a breather amidst their adventures can often be some of the most interesting books the range can offer, but that isn’t what’s happening here. This is just a string of very brief vignettes intended to lay groundwork for future stories. It has no structure of its own; nothing to point to and say “This is what NMU #22 is doing”.
There is one exception to this, which is the opening
scene. Here, Nightcrawler attempts to
teach Cannonball some basic acrobatic moves, theorising that if Sam can
somersault in-between blasts, it might make it easier for him to manage turns
mid-flight. That’s a great idea; it’s a
logical move for Sam and a smart use of Kurt’s history.
After that, things start to fall apart. There’s a half-page of Xavier and a recently
arrived Moira inspecting Warlock.
There’s a brief scene in which Selene reveals herself to the high priest
of her cult, who – once over his shock – sends her to the Hellfire Club to use
as a base. We dip into the Club itself
to see Sunspot’s father beginning his new life at what might as well be called
Clandestine Evil Inc. Dani chats with
her parents. Life goes on, everywhere.
The closest the issue gets to a coherent theme is the
difficulties Roberto and Rahne are suffering.
Roberto is having trouble with keeping his hands from becoming claws,
which is interesting. Rahne is writing
short story which becomes tangled in her dreams, which in turn begin to
manifest in reality. I’ve said already
that this story/dream is awful – Claremont seems to think that all a fairytale
needs is cuteness and as many scene changes as possible, and so basically
pisses all over Aristotle and the
Brothers Grimm, which is actually quite an achievement in so short a space – but
it’s not entirely without point. It
seems pretty clear from the two New Mutants who are unsettled and the
appearance of a black knight and a maiden of pure white that this is a
reference to Sunspot and Wolfsbane’s encounter with Cloak and Dagger back in
the previous year’s Marvel Team-Up Annual
#6.
Not having read that particular book, I’m at the mercy of
the internet to fill in the details. I
wonder how many readers at the time were left baffled here. Frankly, even having made the connection this
issue is a disappointment. If the link
to Cloak and Dagger is missed (easily done given how they’re presented; which
I’d say was commendably subtle were it not a reference to a book from a
different series), this issue could well have come across as a real stinker.
Clues
The story takes place over a single evening and night.
Rahne mentions its summer, continuing to take its cues from
(I assume) Thor. Again, though, this just doesn’t match
up. Later issues of Kitty Pryde and Wolverine confirm this: Kitty has been in Japan no more than a week when the global
blizzard hits, and she left America
during the winter. There’s simply no way
to match all this up.
That said, unlike UXM #188, there’s no references here to KPW, so we can move this issue towards warmer weather with far less fuss. The fact that Xavier and Moira are in the early stages of investigating Warlock suggests it can’t have been long since the team returned from London (where they were stranded following NMU Annual #1), but we can imagine they took a week off in Britain to see the sights.
Date
Wednesday 8th May, 1984.
X Date
X+6Y+69
Contemporary Events
The USSR
announces it will be boycotting the ’84 Olympics in LA.
Standout Line
"Our costumes signify our abandonment of the modern age -- with its cloying ethics and bourgeois mercantile principles, where society is bent on protecting people from themselves at any cost -- for a far simpler one... where a man was limited solely by the scope of his imagination, his ambition, and bound only by his own personal sense of honour.
Society -- the common herd -- means nothing, the individual all."
Ayn Rand as interpreted by Sebastian Shaw. Hell, one wonders if Ron Paul's favourite writer originally intended a longer title for her masterwork : Atlas Shrugs; Sebastian Shaw Absorbs Resultant Kinetic Energy; Punches Titan In Crotch.
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