(Requiem for a freak.)
The Blue Lagoon is released, a film I've never seen but boasts the longest tag-line I've ever read:
Two children shipwrecked alone on a tropical island. Nature is kind. They thrive on the bounty of jungle and lagoon. The boy grows tall. The girl beautiful.They don't write 'em like that any more. Well, I guess they may have started, and just not finished yet.
When their love happens, it is natural as the sea, and as powerful.
"Got to catch him off balance -- while he's gesticulating menacingly over the edge of that cliff!" Why do villains bother to gesticulate menacingly at all? Never worked for Shao Kahn, did it? Every "You will die!" was just one more opportunity to uppercut him into another incarnation. Amateurs.
 If an elephant takes too many steroids, does its trunk shrink?