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Friday, 23 September 2011
UXM #96: "Night Of The Demon!"
(There can be only one one-eye!)
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Claremont isn't wasting any time, is he? Three issue in (his first without Len Wein on plotting duty) and we already have Moira MacTaggert and the N'Garai demons to add to the list of major parts of the X-Universe.
Not that "major" necessarily translates into "good", of course. I'd be mad to complain about Moira, obviously, but what about those pesky demons? I've never been a fan of the N'Garai, both because the X-Men are rarely at their most interesting fighting supernatural/magical threats (or flying around in outer space, for that matter), and because even by comic book standards, the idea that they have a cairn on the Xavier's property is just ludicrously coincidental.
Also, Kierrok the Damned always just looks really silly to me. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that if he broke through my living room wall I'd rapidly develop serious internal plumbing issues, but on paper, he's never really worked for me.
Aside from the extra-dimensional fiend angle to all this, though, there's a lot here to love. Cyclops mope through the browning leaves as he tries to process Thunderbird's death might be absurdly melodramatic (when you're describing autumnal hues as "a thousand myriad shades of... death!", you should probably think about cutting back on the Cure albums), but it's nice to see Cyclops' reaction to the death of one of his team, and to be moping about something other than his powers or Jean.
There's also Steven Lang to think about (whom I could have included in the list of important new characters, actually). This is a guy who need help urgently. It's one thing to have a death wish against all mutants, but calling your government program "Project Armageddon" is a pretty sure sign that you've completely lost the plot. Tossing around phrases like "final ultimate conflict" doesn't really help matters, either. Then again, what can you expect from a man who saw Bolivar Trask's robots almost kill their creator, then their creator's son, and thinks "Man, I got to get me some of that!"? I can't remember the exact details of how this ends, but between this and the mysterious arrival of Mrs MacTaggert, it certainly seems like Claremont has already set out his stall regarding slowly boiling subplots.
In amongst all this demon-punching, mutant-loathing hi-jinks, however, my favourite part of this whole issue is a single panel, in which Wolverine is talking to Xavier whilst simultaneously carving a game of noughts and crosses into one of Charlie's expensive tables. That's such a wonderfully nonchalant "fuck you". I don't think anyone else is even playing.
Clues
This story takes place over a day and a night.
This issue is explicitly described as taking place in September, at the start of an early autumn. It's also mentioned that it's been weeks since Thunderbird's death.
Clearly, this means the timeline is going to have to be changed (which probably was necessary anyway, to account for Beast's first few years with the Avengers). We'll put this issue on the first day of September, then go back a fortnight for John's death in the field, and another month for the Krakoa mission. I'll put a new timeline up later - I'm going to be changing the presentation of those a bit, too.
Steven Lang mentions that he' been working on Project Armageddon for six years. He also states that the Trask's had the right idea. That perhaps implies that he was inspired to start the project by their example, which would seem to contradict our time line. Maybe not, though. Maybe the Sentinels took a few years to develop (hardly a ridiculous thought) and Lang knew about them for a while before Trask went public.
Date
Tuesday 1st September, 1981.
X-Date
X+3Y+119.
Compression Constant
1 Marvel year = 3.68 standard years.
(Iceman is 29 years old)
Contemporary Events
German architect and former Nazi minister Albert Speer dies of natural causes during a visit to London, a death that presumably bothered absolutely no-one except, apparently, Lars von Trier.
Standout Line
"Ten years o' psycho-training. O' hypnotism. O' drug therapy. Ten years o' prayin'... An' I cut him to pieces without a thought." Apparently Claremont already knows where he's going with Wolverine. Of course, how can we know whether any of that is even true?
Thursday, 22 September 2011
UXM #95: "Warhunt!"
("Better to burn out than fade away.")
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Ah, here it is. This is not the first time an X-Man has died, but it is the first time an X-Man has died on panel, whilst we knew who he was, and without it being taken back a couple of years later. Thunderbird, almost uniquely at this point, was the One Who Stayed Dead.
It's hard to feel much emotion over Proudstar's passing, partially because he was only introduced two issues previously, and partially because his death is so monumentally stupid (as Banshee points out more than once, he could easily have taken out Nefaria's jet had John not been blocking his shot). And whenever people talk about events like this proving "no-one is safe", I always wonder who they think they're fooling. As with so much of fiction, it takes no intellectual heft whatsoever to recognise asymmetrical risk when you see it. It's like how the X-books have gone out of their way for decades to do as much horrendous damage to Wolverine as possible every couple of issues. No-one's under any illusions that anyone else is going to get burned alive, or shot through the skull [1], or what have you, because we know the only reason it happens to Wolverine is that it doesn't matter.
Same with Thunderbird, poor sod. He died precisely because hardly anyone would give a shit. Harsh, but there you go.
Beyond the ending, which might at least have been surprising had it not been alluded to on the front cover, there's not much to this issue beyond the X-Men entering Valhalla base and beating up the Ani-Men. Only the initial free-fall is worthy of note, and only then because it makes absolutely no sense - the " impact minus X seconds" conceit apparently leads to Cyclops daydreaming for almost a minute, then briefly starts running backwards. It's also always annoyed me that Nightcrawler complains he can't teleport whilst falling (though the idea his momentum doesn't change with his location is nice) but doesn't think to do it once Storm has grabbed him. It just feels like an arbitrary ramping of tension so that Banshee can swoop in at the last second, and all of that is before you consider that a fall (sans parachute) of 100 seconds would require that the X-Men start about six kilometres up in the air, which is clearly not the case.
(Yes, I did the maths. Shut up.)
Clues
This issue takes place over the course of a few hours.
Date
Sunday 7th December, 1980.
X-Date
X+2Y+251.
Compression Constant
1 Marvel year = 4.53 standard years.
(Iceman is 26 years old)
Contemporary Events
Darby Crash, lead singer of the Germs (a punk band which also included Pat Smear, who went on to play guitar with Nirvana and the Foo Fighters) dies of an intentional heroin overdose, aged 22.
Standout Line
"I've been a loner all my life, Xavier -- an outcast -- dumped on by everybody I met -- but I'm a man, Xavier, a warrior of the Apache -- an' today I'm gonna prove it!!" John Proudstar, last words.
[1] With the honorable exception of "Messiah CompleX", which fooled me brilliantly by shooting Logan through the head towards the end, made me roll my eyes about how it just so happened to have been the one X-Man who could survive that without any long term injuries, and then did the same thing to Xavier a few pages later.
Wednesday, 21 September 2011
UXM #94: "The Doomsmith Scenario!"
(Cats, blackbirds, and wolverines.)
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And so... it begins! Chris Claremont has arrived to mould the X-Men according to his vision, and in doing so create the bedrock that still holds up the series to this day.
First item on the agenda is writing out the '60s X-Men - all but Cyclops. I always thought their reason for leaving - to "live their own lives" made absolutely no sense, but since the book couldn't really support thirteen mutants simultaneously (Sunfire having already quit like a bitch, as mentioned yesterday), I can see why it had to be done. At least Cyclops refusal to leave, ostensibly because of his fear of hurting people, though I don't think we're supposed to believe that, works well. Jean doesn't come across as too sensitive, though. "Now that you've risked your life to save us, I'm abandoning your surrogate father. You coming, or do you just never want to see me naked?"
But Scott stays, and it's a good job he did, because after a few weeks of putting the new team through their paces in the Danger Room (featuring the welcome return of the world's gayest robot), Count Nefaria suddenly appears on the scene and swipes control of the US nuclear missile system. Nefaria has to be one of the most brilliant super-villains around. It takes a unique kind of twisted genius to put together a team of henchmen that make this bunch look impressive:
but dammit if he wasn't the little Count that could. The ani-men make his last bunch of back-stabbing doofuses look like the Sinister Six. Sure, Gort's strength is handy, and I presume Croaker has some kind of advantage as regards agility, but what about the others? Dragonfly is so stupid she can't even remember the Count sent them to NORAD in the first place, the guy with an eagle's head doesn't say anything, and what the hell was Nefaria thinking when he decided the best superpower for his cat-man was the ability to grow a ginger beard?
Good job he has Valhalla's defences to fall back on, I guess. Scratch one X-jet!
(It got identified as an SR-71 Blackbird this issue, as well, though it doesn't really look much like one. We can now officially begin our count of the number of Blackbirds the X-Men manage to total over the years).
Clues
This issue begins the day after the X-Men return from Krakoa, but between that mission and their departure for Valhalla, the team go through weeks of training. The phrase "week in, week out" suggests a fair amount of time has passed. We also need to consider how long it takes for Hank to get to Canada, fight the Hulk, and become an Avenger. We'll assume the training takes a full month, then.
That puts us into early December, but I think we can get away with that, the green trees we see in this issue seem to be evergreen in any case.
Date
Friday 7th November to Sunday 7th December, 1980.
X-Date
X+2Y+221 to X+2Y+251.
Compression Constant
1 Marvel year = 4.43 standard years.
(Iceman is 26 years old)
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| "Listen, midget, one more word out of you and..." |
Voyager I passes Saturn.
A TV record is set by the number of people who tune into Dallas to learn who shot J.R.
Ryan Gosling and John Terry are born, and Mae West passes away.
Standout Line
"The Avengers couldn't make it. We're the X-Men." Poor Scott. He spends three years of his life fighting evil, and all it gets him is a job as ringleader to the Avengers' understudies. Not to mention the fact that said superhero team have already allowed one of his former subordinates to join, due to him having the special power of Being Very Blue.
Tuesday, 20 September 2011
Giant Size X-Men #1: "Second Genesis"
(The kaleidoscope of racism)
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We're here at last: the dawn of what we now understand the X-Men to be. Admittedly, we've still 15 issues of Hidden Years to look at, along with the conclusion to First Class Finals, but whilst I wait for those books to arrive in the post (or manifest themselves on E-bay), we must forge onward.
A lot has been made of the international flavour of the second generation of X-Men, which is hardly surprising. Of the seven new mutants to be recruited by Xavier, only one was born within the borders of the US, and as a resident of an Apache reservation, it's fairly clear John "Thunderbird" Proudstar would not consider himself to be an "American" as the term is generally understood (which is to say, he very much considers himself American, but sees Xavier and Cyclops as "white-eyed" interlopers).
In all this talk of race and nationality, though, the more important change is often overlooked. With the introduction of the new team, the book is no longer about five teenagers who follow their mentors orders to the letter, but about eight characters in their early twenties through to (seemingly) their late thirties at the very least, who all have their own motivations for joining the team.
In short, the book is now stuffed full of conflict, both over the tactics best suited to getting the job done, and the strategy that should be being employed in the first place. "Second Genesis" makes this very clear once the neophyte X-Men arrive on Krakoa by having Cyclops split the group into four pairs, each of which (barring Storm and Colossus) consists of one team-player, and one surly, objectionable turd.
After all, there's no logical reason for splitting the team up - having them advance on the centre of the island from four different directions seems ludicrously counter-productive (rescue missions rarely requiring the target be surrounded) - so it must have been done to allow us to understand what is happening. The age of bickering and insubordination has begun.
I've discussed this at length over at the other blog, of course, as part of my attempts to deconstruct the '90s X-books and work out exactly what went wrong during that decade (not that I think it was as bad as some do). Ironically, given that I blame him for so much of what made those years sometimes tiresome, Wolverine actually comes off the best of the three designated dickheads here, appearing to be (as he is) a man willing to give his all to complete the mission, just with little interest in other people's opinions about how to do it. In contrast, Thunderbird and (especially) Sunfire are little more than argumentative children, constantly reiterating their disinterest in being part of a situation they volunteered for mere hours before.
Indeed, this is part of the fundamental problem of the book. Let's consider the original series of Star Trek for a moment. I once saw Nichelle Nichols tell, with visible emotion, a story about the day Dr Martin Luther King, Jr. approached her, and told her that Star Trek was one of the few shows he allowed his children to watch because it, almost uniquely for US television during the '60s, neither excluded black characters, nor made an issue of their presence.
He was right. One of the great strengths of ST:TOS is how little interest it had in pointing to its black comms officer, or its Asian helmsman. There is perhaps some mileage to be had in an argument that says writing Sulu and Uhura as being indistinguishable from white characters (which, by and large, they most certainly did) brings its own set of problems, but in the context of the era and the surrounding culture, I think the show deserves a lot of respect (c.f. the hideous back-slapping atrocity of "Far Beyond the Stars" DS9 offered up thirty years later) .
The point here is that it isn't enough to put together a multiracial cast of characters. You also have to not spend all your time sticking flashing arrows above those characters with their origins written on in neon.
The amount of noble gas expended in the thirty seven pages of Giant Size X-Men could have been used to make Las Vegas visible from high orbit. Banshee can't go two sentences without a "Begorrah!" or a "Sure'n it looks like...", and I'm not sure how comfortable we should be with the idea that an African tribe would worship a mutant as a god (though that's not really something I know enough to comment on), but it's Sunfire and Thunderbird, with their constant refusal to simply do what they'd agreed to without endless petty sniping, who get the most raw deal. Sunfire, just as he was five years earlier, is portrayed as a stereotypical arrogant, gaijin-hating, honour-obsessed Japanese citizen, and his simultaneous loathing for Westerners and desire to prove himself worthy of the Bushido code apparently compel to him join up, quit, and then join up again, all entirely without reason (naturally, in the next issue, he quits).
Thunderbird, though, is in a league of his own. Every analogy he makes involves Custer or his last stand - because clearly Little Bighorn is the only thing an Apache would think about or reference - but the real problem only arrives when Xavier gets him to sign up by essentially calling him chicken. "What will this Apache hate more", asks the subtext, "the white man, or his own people's miserable shell of an existence?"
It's not that I can't imagine a Native American who would look at his people's situation and find it lacking, or even that he would blame them for it. It's just the idea that a Caucasian could use those feelings to manipulate the Native American to do exactly what they wanted that leaves an excessively sour taste in the mouth, especially when you realise that a white writer is using a white character to tell an Apache that he needs to prove that his people are still worthy of respect.
In fairness, both Wolverine and Nightcrawler escape any kind of cultural pigeonholing, and Colossus' dedication to the ideals of Communism is presented without comment. So it's not all bad. There are definitely issues that need to be resolved, though. Which, I suppose, they are. In an ideal world, that wouldn't have required Sunfire leaving and Thunderbird getting himself exploded, but I guess we have to learn to compromise.
Bloody hell, that was pretty long. Also in this issue, the X-Men fight an island, and win by firing it into space. The end.
Clues
I did a little bit of number crunching regarding Xavier's international tour. Assuming his recruitment meetings with the new X-Men happen in chronological order (which mainly isn't too stupid, though starting with Nightcrawler adds one more trans-Atlantic flight than is necessary), his trip comes in at somewhere around thirty thousand miles. Without stopping, and on a good day, that's a trip of about 21 hours in an SR Blackbird. Of course, the X-Men don't have a Blackbird yet (though the stratoo-jet they are flying can get to a Pacific island from New York in just over two hours), and we have to factor in Xavier's journeys from airports/airstrips, refueling times, the human need for food and sleep, and so on.
All told, it's probably at least conceivable that the whole operation took three days. The "second" Krakoa mission (actually the third, of course) then takes place on the fourth day.
Of course, that's four days (at least) since Xavier set out to recruit the international team. Thanks to "Deadly Genesis", we know there was a period in between the team's disappearance and Cyclops' return, in which a different set of new X-Men travelled to Krakoa, and were seemingly all butchered.
Whilst I'm trying to read these comics in approximate chronological order within the Marvel Universe, "Deadly Genesis" is a difficult case, because the six-issue series deals with events in two different time periods. We'll leave the actual issues of that story until we get to their "present day" position (assuming my will to live/increasingly battered liver/human civilisation survives that long), but I've re-read the flashbacks in an attempt to determine how long this onetime-forgotten slice of X-Men history is.
As I understand it, Xavier heads to Moira's New York facility more or less as soon as the original X-Men vanish. He recruits Moira's charges either that night or the following one, and they all head back to Westchester, presumably the next morning. The Professor then gives each of them a telepathic crash-course in combat training, and they leave for Krakoa on the morning after.
All told, then, from the first time an X-jet heads for Krakoa to the return journey made by the thirteen surviving mutants, we're looking at about a week. Our next job is to ensure the story matches up with Beast's adventures over in Amazing Adventures. Since we saw the original X-Men discussing Hank in AMA #15, this story has to take place after that. Following standard procedure, then, let's assume the first mission to Krakoa took place on the day after Angel and Beast fought the Griffin.
Date
Tuesday 4th to Friday 7th November, 1980.
X-Date
X+2Y+ 218 to X+2Y+221.
Compression Constant
1 Marvel year = 4.35 standard years.
(Iceman is 27 years old)
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| "Never let it be said that Icemen aren't good for something, Angel!" |
Ronald Reagan beats Jimmy Carter on November 4th, securing his place as the 40th President of the United States.
Steve McQueen dies, aged 50, from cancer brought on by asbestos exposure.
Standout Line
"Can you help me to be normal?" Nightcrawler himself eventually comes to think that this is a stupid question to have asked Xavier, but I've always loved this line. It's a wonderful reminder that for a great many mutants involved with the X-Men, all they're really fighting for is the right to just be left alone.
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